"Secret identities aren't just for super heroes and Garth Brooks anymore."

Well, I'm sure most of you have heard about Charles Barkley's comments about Oklahoma being a vast wasteland, and I personally think he opened his big mouth and said something stupid, but what else is new. He is paid to give his opinion. I would hope he would base his opinion on some facts, but life goes on. Personally, I'm more embarrassed by the lady from Tulsa who went on Letterman for stupid human tricks. She stuck her foot in her mouth and whistled with her toes. What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? Come on people, the rest of the world already thinks horses are the only means of transportation around here and have Indians living in teepees (well I guess we still do, they are called casinos). So let's keep Oklahoma known for sports, an airport named after somone who died in a plane crash, anything besides a lady who can whistle with her toes.

So I took my sister to the airport Wednesday morning about 6:20 to fly back to Alaska about 7:20. NWA is apparently not the greatest airline. It did good on bringing her down here, but on the way back she had a 1 hour delay in OKC (8:30am), and she already had a 2 hr layover in Minneapolis (landed at 12:00pm), but they added and extra 2 hrs, finally landed in Anchorage at 9:00 CT/6:00 PT. So it took her like almost 12 hours to get home. Are you kidding me? I asked her if she got anything, and she said they gave her a $35 voucher for NWA. Whoopity frinckin' doo. A $35 voucher for the next flight on an airline that she will probably never fly on again. How bout a discount on the flight she just took, because that's the flight that sucked. Boy did that suck; that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that I have ever seen suck. Boy did they suck.

Well, I should be making my way out to Vegas in May to visit The Parker Family (dun nun nun nut, snap snap). So, I'm excited to head back out there. Hopefully I will have my camera by then Ben and I can shoot a video or something. So it should be cool.

Here's something someone sent me. I think they're funny so I'm posting them.
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
14. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
16. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Hey, what is up everyone. I'm so glad that we finally got some snow and ice. I was very disappointed in this winter being like 50 - 60 degrees all the time. But with snow and ice on the ground definitely brings about many stories. Here is one, I was goofing off on my dirt (well ice road) and I did a 180 in my car and slid into a ditch. I did this the previous night, but I always had control of my car. I do this to test myself to see how I react to losing control on my car. So anyways, when I got home, both of my driver side tires had gone flat. Yeah!! for Zach!!! So that poses a problem I have never encountered. So after about a day and 3-4 hours later, Zach has tires fixed and turns out that I broke the seals between my tires and rim. So, that has been a funny story by Zach.

So, my sister from Alaska is down this week. She originally was coming down, but turns out she wasn't going to. Mom wasn't too happy about that, so I talked Amber into coming down. I helped pay her ticket and last wednesday when she flew in, we went and surprised my mom. And she was surprised. So she leaves this wednesday, but it is good to see her. Mom got to help her plan for her wedding in April. But I hope to see her soon, the plan at this time (which may change) is to go see Ben for about 4 days and then fly to Alaska and visit my sister.

So, OU football season is only 6 months away. OU basketball this year has been a bust. I can't stand to watch them play. I think I have watched maybe a total of two games. So, I'm gonna go now, 24 is about to be on. Check ya later.

Hey everyone, what's up? Yeah, I know it's been a while since I have last posted, but get over it. I finally finished a photo montage for a lady. Also in the past month I picked up a girl who plays softball and I finished her highlight video. So far as I know the everyone likes it. And it's been given out to her coaches and also the University of Texas and Arizona. So, my videos are getting around. I finished the first wedding montage for a friends wedding last Saturday. Everyone loved it and everyone said it looked professionaly done (techically it was, by me). The wedding was amazing, but exhausting at the same time. I see now why everyone charges so much. I have yet to begin work on it, but I shall start soon. I'm excited to be able to film something like this, plus the money also helps too. I am doing it fairly cheap since it is the first wedding I have done, but prices will soon rise but still be able to undercut everyone around. Well, the business it definitely kicking so I may be updating my camera soon. I picked up a nice tripod this week (one where you can control everything on the handle). The camera I'm looking at getting is a Sony HDR HC1. They look pretty sweet. Ben just traded his old camera for this one for the church, so I know I'm getting a good camera. Shoots in High-Def.

I made a movie called The Date for the youth group, because they had been learning about dating, sex, etc.. so I thought it would be cool to make one. I think you can check it out on the web, not unless Ben took it down. For it being my first movie and filming it in like 20 minutes, it got the job done, but Ben "The Critique Nazi" ripped me. But on his defense I needed it. The movie could be cut in half, because it has excessive and useless scenes and plus it has like 15 different songs in it. The songs sort of tell the story of the movie. After watching numerous times, I should kick myself in the butt. Anyways, check it out. It got the job done for what it was made for. Well, gotta go. My friend is betraying me on Halo 2. See ya.

If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the jon and watch you take a leak.

Well, I was trying to post this week and had part of it written, but I got side tracked. I have been preparing to film my first wedding this weekend. So, I'm excited about it. The money will help. I will definitely post more when everything is over. Peace out.