A New World Order

Hey everyone, I have a new blog. It will consist of the same stuff here, but will have video blogs and more updates and all kinds of cool crap.

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This site will stay here, for now, for those of you who don't read these quite as often so you can get the update.
Peace Out

Eight months of waiting, $350 later, and expectations of an eigth National Championship has just gone to waste, because of some dumbass quarterback who thinks he can be clocked in at work and be at practice at the same time is ok. I hope that $18,000 was worth it, because you just flushed millions of dollars down the drain. I am so pissed off right now. More to come about this topic which won't die anytime soon in my book. Also, hopefully you will see this on a video blog soon so it will be more lively and you can see what I am feeling right now. Also review of the new FM Static cd which was really fricken difficult to get a hold of for some reason. Focker Out.

You took four minutes of my life and I want them back. Oh I'd only waste them anyway.

So here is my super update now. I have been busy with camp stuff. It's over and things are sort of slowing down. Camp was great as I said previously, even though our projector only projected an assorted colors of purple and pink, the humidity was as high as the temperature, and girls gone wild in our cabin. There were 3 girls that came from Tulsa to go with us to camp. Not sure why, but they did and have before. This year as the previous years they wore things that were against the dress code. They have been in trouble for this for the past 3 years and they should know better, but Wednesday they didn't want to accept the punishment for disobeying the rules (the punishment was drawing out of the 1st of 3 tub of tortures and wearing a shirt that was worn all day Monday and reeked of sweat). So they proceeded to call their parents to come pick them up. So one of their moms drove 4 hours one-way to come pick them up. So went sent them on their way and the week was even more enjoyable.

Work is a bunch of morons. We need someone bad. We are short 2 tellers and have known this for at least 3 weeks for the full time position and at least 5 months for the part time position. So what do they do? They hired someone that only works Monday and Tuesday. Are you kidding me?

Well, do you remember my sister who got married in late April, well she is pregnant. We're not really sure whether the baby is a Rebel from Las Vegas or an Eskimo from Alaska, but one things for sure is that it is due on my birthday. That's cool. I mentioned that she could name it Zach II, but she didn't take to that idea too well. Oh well. Life goes on. Speaking of babies, my cousin just had his 2nd baby on Sunday. His name is Denver Lyn.

So I went to a Redhawks game the Saturday before I left for camp. My work had got a skybox, and I had an extra ticket. So I invited Kandi, a real good friend who I've known for a long time and I thought it would be cool to catch up with her. It was sort of a semi-date if that makes sense (because if I considered it a date I would act different. Just ask any guy if that happens, because it does. Considering something a "date" seem to make guys act different.) We talked and ate and watched the Redhawks win. It was a grand 'ol time. Anyways, that's not important (well it is because I had a great time hanging with her), the story of how I picked her up was. I could make a long story short, but the long version is funnier. So I had been shopping in on Northwest Expressway making sure I had everything for camp and I told her I would call her when she got off work to get directions. I called her about 5:40 and she tells me to get back on NW Expressway to I-235 North to Danforth and head west and call her again. So I get on NW Expressway and get on I-44 for some reason; realizing I went the wrong way, I turned around on I-44 and headed back to NW Expressway and while I was on the ramp waiting to go turn onto NW Expressway, there were some guys on the side wanting to wash peoples windows. Finally I got back on NW Expressway and headed west off of I-44. After about 10 minutes of driving west, I call her and ask her how far I-235 was from the mall, and I quote "Are you serious?" For some reason I kept going west and ended up going all the way to the Turnpike before realizing I'm not going the right direction. So I turn around and make my way back towards Penn Square. I did even stop and ask for directions when I got gas, but this guy was going to have me get on the turnpike and go south to I-40 and then get on I-235. And I thought I was lost. Anyways, I find I-235, which happens to be only like 2 miles east, instead of west, of Penn Square. What a surprise! I drive under I-235 going to Penn Square. What in the wide, wide world of sports in going on here? How did I miss that? I made it to Edmond and got lost again in her neighborhood, but that's expected because I've never been there. But what's not expected is that I get lost on a highway that I have traveled numerous times and even more while I was at Hillsdale traveling back and forth from Norman to Edmond. So after about an hour, I finally reach her house and we head off to the game. So yeah, that's my story of my semi-date. There's a reason why guys are better at directions by landmarks, not go 5.42 miles east, then turn north and go 9.49 km and it's the 3rd house on the south side of the road. Don't think that I'm blaming her for her directions, I am the guy who said "yeah, I know where that is", and "I'll be there in a little bit". Actually, I'm placing the blame on the guys who wanted to wash my window before I got back onto NW Expressway. Because I should have went right (east) there instead of left (west). But it was a funny and I had a good story for her when I got to her house.

Yes, I am alive. I apologize to all of those who check my blog for updates in the past couple of months. But I hope to update at least once a week. I promise. But I won't be updating like 5 times a day like been does. haha. Well there has been a lot that has been going on in the past months but I'll just give you the recent update and anythin I can remember. Well, I just got back from camp last week and it was one of the best camps I've been to in a long time. God moved a lot. We had at least 3 salvations and 2 surrender to missions (one of them being my youngest sister). It was awesome to see God move. I am currently looking for my tv remote so i can finish the 4th season of Smallville at this point and it's getting late, so I'll write more later. Peace

Oh, You Didn't Know
Well, my sister got married this past weekend. For the most part, it went well. It was a small wedding consisting of mostly my family. His sister's family and parents were there, but they all had to travel from Texas and Arizona. To begin with, my friend started the music to early, so technically the wedding started late, but we weren't all ready. The only thing is that his mother had to stay standing longer than was planned. No big deal. The other main thing is that it didn't hit me that I was actually giving away my sister until I was standing in front of the pastor (tear). So that completes my roles of men in weddings. So my marriage should be soon (as soon as I find a girl). I did catch the garter, which happened to have OU on it. The other thing that went not so good was that my friend's camera (which was the wide shot for the wedding) shut off when we closed the viewfinder. But other than that, everything went well. They are in Vegas now, enjoying their honeymoon. Which is where I'll be in less than a month. YEAAH!
Operation No One's Home: Well, Friday night after the rehearsal dinner I went over to my friends house. It was me and two other friends and we were bored, so we went to Wal-Mart. I got some stuff for my sister's car after the wedding (no worry guys, just saran wrap and car chalk. No oreos. I will never do that again) and we happened to run into a few girls from the youth who had window chalk, silly string, and saran wrap in their basket. Needless to say, they planned to trash some people's car that night and asked if we would like to help. And, of course, we said yes. We planned to hit our youth minister's car and one of the girls friends because she backed out on hanging out with them to hang out with her boyfriend. So about midnight, we ended up hitting both of their cars. We tried to get others, but they were either not home or it was way too dark to see anything. They would suspect the 3 girls, but not my friends, because my alibi was messing with my sister's wedding and my other buddy has a wife and doesn't do much. So, technically we are in the clear and tell them no one rats anyone out. Yeah, that lasted less than a day. Our buddy we were hanging out with the other night betrayed us to the youth minister. So, tagging cars has begun. I forgot how fun this was. It makes me feel like I'm back in high school (Is that a good or bad thing). But it's all done for fun and nothing else. The one girl who started it (who we ran into at Wal-Mart) copped out on Sunday saying she's not in this and her parents are backing her and her car hadn't even been hit yet. Then the girl who was hit last night was hit and work and was mad that she had to go and clean it off in the dark at the car wash. She thought it was me and I told her that if my car stays clean, hers will. So, all the ones who are in it are not taking this as a joke. This is no fun if everyone starts getting mad that their car is getting hit. It's only saran wrap, window chalk, Crisco and feathers, and soap. So, it's nothing personal for any of this. People are no fun sometimes.

Well, as some of you heard is that 3 of OU's 5 recruits have asked out of their letter of intent. I can see some reasons for copping out, but those are rarities in these type of situations. These kids are just spoiled and they don't want to go to OU now because Kelvin's not there. You didn't sign with Kelvin Sampson, you signed with the University of Oklahoma. Fine, be stupid kids like Ryan Humphrey, Drew Alexander, and Lawrence McKenzie and go to a smaller school. They all played for crappier teams and aren't going anywhere, but they could have stayed and been parts of a team that could go very deep in the tournament. They signed a contract binding them to play for the University of Oklahoma and in turn they pay for their schooling. So, if OU let's all these kids out of their contracts without any repercussions, not only will OU suck worse than they did this year, they will be saying that contracts aren't binding. So, I signed loan papers for school loans and a car loan and now I want out of them. Oh yeah, my sister joined the military and wants to get out now. I don't think so, Tim. Come on. This isn't the NBA where bargaining agreements happen. Some say that OU is still an option. What the hell? Then stay at OU. Most major colleges have their scholarships filled up already. Do they really think that they are going to sign with another major college? If they didn't take up our scholarships, I think OU should make them keep their agreement and they can either play or ride the pine pony for a year and then you can transfer. And if you ain't down with that; I got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!!!!!
FOCKER OUT!!!!

Hawk Nelson: Smile, It's The End Of The World
Blink 182, Xylophones, and Kazoos Oh My!!!

1. The One Thing I Have Left - Great intro song and probably one of the best songs on the album. Has some great qualities from their debut album with the punk rock beats, but also shows the potential of the band and this album.
2. The Show - It's not a bad follow song, but it's also not great. The beginning sounds good, as does the music, but the song in general is questioned approaching the end when some repetition and special guest vocalists that seem to, in my opinion, ruin the song. Even though they are short, the vocals conflict with the music and the band style in general.
3. Bring 'Em Out - Another song that shows the bands potential, because of the lyrics and pop punk beats and the fact that this was featured on the movie "Yours, Mine, Ours". This song is in a tight race with "The One Thing I Have Left" for the top single on this album.
4. Everything You Ever Wanted - Ballads are a common thing on many albums these days. Relient K is one of the best, if not the best at doing ballads. Between the soft tones, rock beats, falsetto, this is probably one of their best one so far. This song fills the number three spot on the top songs of the album behind the other two aforementioned.
5. Something On My Mind - They must have toured with The Rocket Summer in between albums, because this reminds me of Bryce's style. Definitely a different style for Hawk Nelson with the prominent piano and random xylophones here and there, but I'm not really convinced they can pull this off. It just does not fit their style. Many bands take a new tangent to try different styles. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't and this tangent definitely does not work. It seems that they are trying to be different in a way that Relient K is, but Thiessan and company know how to and Hawk Nelson does not.
6. Is Forever Enough - It's a good song. Reminds me of the old Hawk Nelson with some new twists.
7. Zero- A semi-ballad rock song that proves to do very well on this album. The musicality gels very smooth, until the end of the song where there is a spoken part and once again interrupts the song. The song would support itself without it.
8. Nothing Left To Show - This is a good song that stays consistent with what I think Hawk Nelson is. I realize bands want to expand their music and don't want to stay the same, but it 's good to have some consistency in their albums.
9. Head On Collision - It's an ok song.
10. Hello - This is an upbeat pop-punk song. There are a lot of "shout outs" (for lack of a better word) in this song, as well as other songs on this album. Not really sure the use of the kazoos fit, but whatever.
11. It's Over - A questionable beginning in the fact that it is very similar to the Blink 182 intro "Man Overboard" so I'm not sure if that is what they had in mind, but the creativity of the artist is what makes them or breaks them. And if it seems that they are stealing other ideas from other bands, it reflects on the band and does not make a good name for them.
12. Fourteen - Well, I don't know what to say about this song; besides the fact he is howling like a wolf for most of it. This ballad pretty much finishes this album off physically and literally.

They are definitely trying to expand themselves as artists and that's fine, but they have failed. Most bands transition slowly by trying out different styles and work it out over a few albums, but they tried too hard to compact it all onto one cd. A good
word for the album is eclectic, but that word is for a bag of Skittles and not for an album. The album is still not that bad as a whole. As you can see it got a 7.12 out of 10. The top three songs help the album a lot, but overall this is not what I expected from them and I'm truly disappointed in their efforts.

Well, there you go. If you want to check out more reviews, go here.

It's Beer Thirty, It's Honky Tonk Time
Yes it is my friend. Hey what's up everyone. Hope everyone is doing alright. I have been keeping up on everyone's with everyone's blog/xanga or whatever you have, but as usual I have been slacking and not commenting. So, my bad. I am back with a force now. So, I guess I'll let you all know that I have been sucked into myspace. I first got an account to check out what the kids liked about it. It's been pretty cool, it lets me communicate with the kids in the youth. I like it. Here is the address if you want to check it out. Zach's Myspace


Well, I was watching 24 on Monday night and I totally forgot about the National Championship game was on, so I flipped over there to see UCLA getting pounded by 13. So that was the extent of my viewing of that game. The only thing good about it is that I came back and won the ESPN brackets, thanks to Florida winning. Not sure why I picked them in that one bracket, because I can't stand Mr. cheesy mustache, pony tailed dork. No, I'm not talking about LSU's head coach or even that dimwad Morrison from Gonzaga. No, I am talking about that Noah guy. I mean, what a dork. Oh, well. My bold prediction did come true about OU. They did lose the first rounds of both the Big 12 and NCAA tourneys. Sucks, but the lack of consistency. Now Sampson leaving caught me off guard. I think OU is going to miss him, but I think it's time for a change.

Well, the kids had prom this past weekend and we hosted a Post Prom Party (P3). [Note: If you ever have to plan a prom, please think about the weekend it is on. As you all know, this past weekend we lost an hour of sleep. So that put me into bed about 4:20am. ] Anyways, we gave away an Ipod to entice kids to come here instead of getting drunk and making babies (that was our unofficial slogan). We had about 30-35 kids, which is probably our biggest turnout. It's really difficuly to attract kids to these type of events. We had a 18 hole putt-putt course, tons of food, prizes, and the Ipod. So we are working on getting some feedback. To find out, there were only supposedly around 80 kids at prom and if that's true, our party was the place to be. Also, it stormed that night so the parties out in the fields were cancelled.

Well, my sister has less than 3 weeks of freedom left before she is married. She gets married on April 22. If you all could be in prayer for that, it would be greatly appreciated. I know that it's difficult enough to plan a wedding in general, but it has been more difficult when both the bride and groom are in Alaska and they are getting married in Oklahoma. Also the grooms parents are in Texas. So trying to put everything together might be crazy. I am also doing the videography of this wedding. But the coolest thing is that I get to walk her down the aisle and give her away.

I went to the Relient K concert at the Cains Ballroom in T-Town a couple of weeks ago and I have to say it was probably one of the best shows Relient K has ever put on. They played some covers which I have never heard them do. After playing "In Love with the 80's", they broke into songs from "Top Gun" - Danger Zone, the Instrumental, and another song I can't think of right now. Anyways, the also mixed their own songs, such as when they played "Which to Bury: Us or the Hatchet" instead of going into "Let it all Out", they headed into "When I Go Down". Amazing transtions and mixes all night long. The favorite had to be at the end of "Sadie Hawkins Dance" Theissan went straight into the chorus of "Spiderwebs" by No Doubt. Great show. The Rocket Summer was good. The local openers, "Hall of Heroes" were good, but Maxeen who is touring with them just plain sucked. Well, it's getting late so I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here. (Another great movie). Oh, and I picked up the new Hawk Nelson cd and I should be posting a review within the next day or two.
Peace Out.

Hey everyone, hope everyone is going ok. Everything is good on my end. Just thought I would drop a few lines, to keep everyone updated on Zach. First is that I will be attending the Relient K concert in Tulsa on Thursday night. I'm excited!!! It should be pretty frickin' sweet. Maxine and Rocket Summer are opening for them. Never heard of either of them, but I heard Rocket Summer plays, writes, edits all his music. So we shall see. Speaking of concerts, I went to Winter Jam a couple of weeks ago. Hawk Nelson was not bad. They only played four songs, so it was hard to get a hold if they are good in concert or not. Newsboys, were pretty cool. I've never seen them in concert, but it was good to heart some oldies (Breakfast and others). The spinning drummer was awesome. Heard about it, but never seen it until that night. Toby Mac was the highlight of the evening. He just knows how to put on a show. Amazing!. Newsong and ZoeGirl was there too. Second, if anyone wants to participate in an online bracket; go to espn.com. Search for the "MTown Ballers" and the password is "oklahoma". Invite everyone. You can create up to 5 brackets. Check it out. OU will not fare well. At least I don't think. I predicted that they would lose the first rounds of both Big 12 and NCAA tournaments. I'm half way there. I just can't put them very far in my bracket, becuase I don't know which team is going to show up. Will it be the team that beat Texas, OSU, and gave Villanova a run for it's money or will it be the team that lost to Nebraska twice and got the crap kicked out of them by West Virginia. Who knows, so we shall see. I can see them losing the first round, but also see them making it to the Sweet 16. Third, we had a DNow last weekend and it went really well. We had one kid give his life to Christ which is always awesome. Great speakers, great food, and great fun. We played capture the flag the first night and I can tell I am not in shape, because about a week later, I'm still sore. But we had some activities that weren't as physical such as bowling and fishing. Fourthly, it's only like 8 weeks til I go out to Vegas. Hopefully, I will get to see some shows, such as the Blue Man Group or Second City or Celine Dion. Wait, no, I mean. Gotta go.

"Secret identities aren't just for super heroes and Garth Brooks anymore."

Well, I'm sure most of you have heard about Charles Barkley's comments about Oklahoma being a vast wasteland, and I personally think he opened his big mouth and said something stupid, but what else is new. He is paid to give his opinion. I would hope he would base his opinion on some facts, but life goes on. Personally, I'm more embarrassed by the lady from Tulsa who went on Letterman for stupid human tricks. She stuck her foot in her mouth and whistled with her toes. What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? Come on people, the rest of the world already thinks horses are the only means of transportation around here and have Indians living in teepees (well I guess we still do, they are called casinos). So let's keep Oklahoma known for sports, an airport named after somone who died in a plane crash, anything besides a lady who can whistle with her toes.

So I took my sister to the airport Wednesday morning about 6:20 to fly back to Alaska about 7:20. NWA is apparently not the greatest airline. It did good on bringing her down here, but on the way back she had a 1 hour delay in OKC (8:30am), and she already had a 2 hr layover in Minneapolis (landed at 12:00pm), but they added and extra 2 hrs, finally landed in Anchorage at 9:00 CT/6:00 PT. So it took her like almost 12 hours to get home. Are you kidding me? I asked her if she got anything, and she said they gave her a $35 voucher for NWA. Whoopity frinckin' doo. A $35 voucher for the next flight on an airline that she will probably never fly on again. How bout a discount on the flight she just took, because that's the flight that sucked. Boy did that suck; that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that I have ever seen suck. Boy did they suck.

Well, I should be making my way out to Vegas in May to visit The Parker Family (dun nun nun nut, snap snap). So, I'm excited to head back out there. Hopefully I will have my camera by then Ben and I can shoot a video or something. So it should be cool.

Here's something someone sent me. I think they're funny so I'm posting them.
Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
11. Sing Along At The Opera.
12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
14. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
16. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Hey, what is up everyone. I'm so glad that we finally got some snow and ice. I was very disappointed in this winter being like 50 - 60 degrees all the time. But with snow and ice on the ground definitely brings about many stories. Here is one, I was goofing off on my dirt (well ice road) and I did a 180 in my car and slid into a ditch. I did this the previous night, but I always had control of my car. I do this to test myself to see how I react to losing control on my car. So anyways, when I got home, both of my driver side tires had gone flat. Yeah!! for Zach!!! So that poses a problem I have never encountered. So after about a day and 3-4 hours later, Zach has tires fixed and turns out that I broke the seals between my tires and rim. So, that has been a funny story by Zach.

So, my sister from Alaska is down this week. She originally was coming down, but turns out she wasn't going to. Mom wasn't too happy about that, so I talked Amber into coming down. I helped pay her ticket and last wednesday when she flew in, we went and surprised my mom. And she was surprised. So she leaves this wednesday, but it is good to see her. Mom got to help her plan for her wedding in April. But I hope to see her soon, the plan at this time (which may change) is to go see Ben for about 4 days and then fly to Alaska and visit my sister.

So, OU football season is only 6 months away. OU basketball this year has been a bust. I can't stand to watch them play. I think I have watched maybe a total of two games. So, I'm gonna go now, 24 is about to be on. Check ya later.

Hey everyone, what's up? Yeah, I know it's been a while since I have last posted, but get over it. I finally finished a photo montage for a lady. Also in the past month I picked up a girl who plays softball and I finished her highlight video. So far as I know the everyone likes it. And it's been given out to her coaches and also the University of Texas and Arizona. So, my videos are getting around. I finished the first wedding montage for a friends wedding last Saturday. Everyone loved it and everyone said it looked professionaly done (techically it was, by me). The wedding was amazing, but exhausting at the same time. I see now why everyone charges so much. I have yet to begin work on it, but I shall start soon. I'm excited to be able to film something like this, plus the money also helps too. I am doing it fairly cheap since it is the first wedding I have done, but prices will soon rise but still be able to undercut everyone around. Well, the business it definitely kicking so I may be updating my camera soon. I picked up a nice tripod this week (one where you can control everything on the handle). The camera I'm looking at getting is a Sony HDR HC1. They look pretty sweet. Ben just traded his old camera for this one for the church, so I know I'm getting a good camera. Shoots in High-Def.

I made a movie called The Date for the youth group, because they had been learning about dating, sex, etc.. so I thought it would be cool to make one. I think you can check it out on the web, not unless Ben took it down. For it being my first movie and filming it in like 20 minutes, it got the job done, but Ben "The Critique Nazi" ripped me. But on his defense I needed it. The movie could be cut in half, because it has excessive and useless scenes and plus it has like 15 different songs in it. The songs sort of tell the story of the movie. After watching numerous times, I should kick myself in the butt. Anyways, check it out. It got the job done for what it was made for. Well, gotta go. My friend is betraying me on Halo 2. See ya.

If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the jon and watch you take a leak.

Well, I was trying to post this week and had part of it written, but I got side tracked. I have been preparing to film my first wedding this weekend. So, I'm excited about it. The money will help. I will definitely post more when everything is over. Peace out.

My name is Oscar, and I can count to potato.


Well, Happy New Year everyone and a late Merry Christmas since I haven't updated since mid December. Hope everyone had a great Christmas. I know I did. I got a ton of stuff and got to spend some time with some great friends I don't get to hang out with alot. Here's a taste; Ben came down for Christmas and we had a blast hanging out. From playing Roller Coaster Tycoon to driving 400 miles to hang out with Ben and Josh to watching "The Ringer" (a laugh your ass off funny movie) to watching the Holiday Bowl to breaking into Christina's moms house to seeing even Scotty too Hotty which was a surprise in itself and to hear a "Toby Keith's Bar and Grill" waitress call Josh a pussy for not finishing off his chicken fried steak. Great times. So it was one of the best holiday seasons ever.


There is a massive fire danger here in the great state of Oklahoma as most of you know since the majority of you that read my blog are in Oklahoma, except Scott and Ben, but they have been in Oklahoma in the past couple of weeks to know that already. Anyways, I still keep seeing people throw their cigarette butts on the ground. I'm sitting here thinking, hello there is a ban on basically everything that causes sparks in Oklahoma so lets just toss our lit cigarette butt on the ground and cause a massive grass fire that burns thousands of acres all because we tossed a cigarette butt out the window. What the hell people, that is why car manufacturers make ashtrays in cars you stupid a$$holes. Come on; lets think this through.

Anyways, now that I am off that soapbox I jump onto another. Well, Texas pulled it off. They won the National Championship. Finally someone beat USC. I told everyone around that I hope they are recording this, because I will never cheer for Texas again. I personally think I made the right decision. USCs (Which when switched around is the word suck, therefore by Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs and Avagadro's Number means that USC Sucks. I would prefer to use another word here rhyming with suck, but since this is a family blog I better not. Ahh, who cares, F$#K USC!!!) streak is ended at 34, just like Miami's was when Ohio St. beat them. No more hearing people say that USC is the greatest team of all time, no more Three-Pete crap (And once again, it would only have been a two-pete if they had won. If I remember correctly, I seem to recall LSU slightly edging out OU for the national championship that year; I think USC won their bowl game. But that's about it. And if USC had played either OU or LSU, they would have been beaten by OU or LSU's great defenses. Just like this year when USC plays someone with a tough, physical defense they struggle.), no more hearing Keith Jackson miscues and hearing his west coast bias, no more USC. I laughed because Leinart came back for nothing, just 11 more wins. No Heisman and no Nat'l Championship. Eat it is what I say. Leinart is such a classless sore loser. Did you hear what he said? He said, "I still think we're the better team, they just made plays in the end." What? Are you kidding me? Hello, you just got beat and you physically had the crap kicked out of you. So quit your crying and go to the NFL. Speaking of the NFL, Vince Young is stupid if he comes back. His stock is rising rapidly. I would see no point in coming back for a Heisman. His stock would not reach where it is now if he stayed. Yes, I don't want him coming back, lets think rationally here; a top 5 draft pick, possibly top 3 and millions of dollars. Hmmm, let me see here. Sure. Well, good news to my ears; Vince Young is going to the NFL. The time is now 7:09am and Texas still sucks.

Paragraph 4 - Well, editing is picking back up. I am doing some final touches on a slideshow and am about to finish a highlight video for one of the softball girls. Her goal is to play Division 1A softball and she is definitely good enough. She was the little city(Class A-4A) Player of the Year. So I'm excited about that. And there is a good possibility that I may be doing a softball video for the North Texas Mean Green Eagles. Once again, I have connections with a girl (and her family) that plays at North Texas. And then I am about to begin work on a friends wedding. So, hopefully I can get some consistent money flowing in from that. Oh, I forgot to tell you that I have upgraded my Mac to contain 2.5 GB of ram. Option #1 - To hear what exciting memory Zach has purchased for his 2.0GB Dual Power Mac G5, please read on.
Option 2 - To bypass the excitement of reading about Zach's computer memory, please go to paragraph 5.

Paragraph 5 - Well, I added 2 1GB sticks of Corsair XMS memory (As in the words of Tim Allen - Ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh). So, my computer should fly as soon as I rid my hard drive of some video, I should be able to ride my roller coasters in Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 with ease. Oh yes, I did purchase RTC3 from the new Apple Store in Penn Square Mall this Holiday season. It is awesome. For the most part, you can ride anything you make or the pre-made coasters. Ben and I got a taste of Wild Willys Wonderful World as we built a coaster, but no one would ride it. But I have made a coaster and I named it “Holy S%$t.” Why you ask, because it takes up 50¼ of the park and 6 minutes to ride. Oh and it drops from peaks of 500ft and has a maximum speed of 153mph. So as you can tell, it's a blast. But it has taken me a while to figure it out because it is like 50 times as detailed as the first RCT. So as you have figured out for those who chose Option #2, you got screwed because you still read the same thing who read Option #1.


Well I guess it's on to the Six Random/Weird facts about myself
1. The only vegetable I eat is green beans. Everything else makes me gag.
2. I enjoy the movie Everafter
3. Of all the tea I have drank, Ben's is the best.
4. For me to sleep, I need to have at least two blankets on me in which I cocoon myself in; while having a fan of some sort on.
5. I like Superchick.
6. When taking pills, I have to take one pill at a time and proceed to shove the pill in the back of my throat almost gagging me and then taking a drink.